The Roman Catholic Church has been defending its new privacy policy, following concerns that the latest changes may allow the Church to sell confessional data onto third party organisations. [read...]
The Pope has called for more people to pray as it aids God in making up his mind: ‘He really has decision issues, but if he gets a vote of confidence from people it really helps’. [read...]
Seven top-flight referees and one fourth official have become Catholic bishops in protest at the admission of female linesman to the English Premier League. [read...]
In an act of pure humanitarianism (whilst still maintaining a healthy luggage/migrant ratio) the Pope has kindly offered hope and boarding passes to a select few. With no thought to the strain on his own in-flight supplies, [read...]
The as-yet untitled third and final book will go without letters entirely, using instead a series of small pictograms including smiley faces, horned devils, a picture of a top hat and a small monkey covering its eyes. [read...]
