Meek still waiting admits Pope
‘unforeseen delays regarding an outstanding commitment made nearly 2000 years ago’
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010
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Pope to replace Christmas mass with PowerPoint presentation
The Vatican has announced that this year’s Christmas mass is to be replaced with a PowerPoint presentation about Jesus’ birth.
Posted: Dec 19th, 2009
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Archbishop of Canterbury and Pope to meet head on in Large Hadron Collider
In a surprise twist to the search to discover the origins of he universe Pope Benedict and the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams are to be fired at one another at the speed of light in the Large Hadron Collider at Cern.
James Gillies, Cern’s Director of Communications, told reporters that the two church leaders were almost ready to travel to the French-Swiss border. ‘They have been praying together and wishing each other a safe journey before they meet again head-on in the middle of the 27km-long circular tunnel.’
Posted: Nov 23rd, 2009
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Pope admits ‘Actually I am the Antichrist’
At a press conference in Rome this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has officially confessed that persistent rumours that he and most of his predecessors are Antichrist are in fact true. This shock revelation vindicates centuries of campaigning by evangelical groups in the US and Northern Ireland.
It has emerged that for at least five hundred years successive popes have all been working behind the veil of holiness to further the purposes of Satan on Earth.
Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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Pope/Bear hybrid found in Vatican toilets
‘Papa-Ursus’ is world’s first creature to combine both papal and ursine DNA.
Posted: Apr 6th, 2009
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