In an act of pure humanitarianism (whilst still maintaining a healthy luggage/migrant ratio) the Pope has kindly offered hope and boarding passes to a select few. With no thought to the strain on his own in-flight supplies, [read...]
The as-yet untitled third and final book will go without letters entirely, using instead a series of small pictograms including smiley faces, horned devils, a picture of a top hat and a small monkey covering its eyes. [read...]
Following last month’s three-week Synod, the Pope has still not provided a clear message on the future of Catholic homosexuals, thousands of whom remain locked up inside the Vatican. Conservative bishops continue to assert that God made Adam and Eve and not Adam and Sanjeev – [read...]
‘We thought that if only he could find solace in some higher authority we could clear all this mess up this Sunday and move forward into a new week with a clear conscience.’ [read...]
Vatican can’t decide whether to stand by historic opposition to divorce or whether they should encourage the failure of same-sex marriage. [read...]
