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Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy

'Just watch the fugger go' says BlairIn his new role, Mr Mubarak will bid to bring stability to the region by advising leaders on strategies for peace such as controlling the media, refusing free and fair elections and suppressing all opposition. He will also be available to step in to any failing democracy to perform the role of ‘caretaker dictator’.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2011
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Mubarak to sue travel agent after ‘holiday of a lifetime’ in Egypt turns ugly

never againAn elderly couple who jetted off to Egypt in 1981 have spoken of their nightmare after crowds marched on their hotel and the nation rose up as one to expel them.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2011
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Egyptians demand president who at least knows how to use Twitter

reassuring group texts required by entire populationA tweet from the US State Department suggested Mubarak ‘should really get himself an iPhone and learn how to use his thumbs’.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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