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Porn industry admits: ‘We’ve done it all’

nothing left to get it up for in the morningThe worldwide multimillion dollar pornography industry has today admitted that they have run out of sexual positions, fetishes and fantasies to film.

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2010
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Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’

‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.

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Posted: May 9th, 2010
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Wife divorces husband after finding stash of sexually implicit movies

A Midlands woman has divorced her husband, citing his habit of staying up late and watching films of passionate and emotionally suggestive nature. ‘She walked in on me, saw what I was watching, and stormed out’, said Mr Simon Jones, ‘it was a Brief Encounter.’

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2009
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