Porn industry admits: ‘We’ve done it all’
The worldwide multimillion dollar pornography industry has today admitted that they have run out of sexual positions, fetishes and fantasies to film.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2010
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Couple split after misunderstanding over ‘5-tissue movie’
‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.
Posted: May 9th, 2010
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Wife divorces husband after finding stash of sexually implicit movies
A Midlands woman has divorced her husband, citing his habit of staying up late and watching films of passionate and emotionally suggestive nature. ‘She walked in on me, saw what I was watching, and stormed out’, said Mr Simon Jones, ‘it was a Brief Encounter.’
Posted: Dec 11th, 2009
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