Scientists predict that Virtual Reality headsets will transform the way we experience computer games and, more importantly, how we see undulating breasts. Studies reveal that most gamers spend their first 10 minutes of a new headset exploring apps and the next year wading through Pornhub. [read...]
Britain’s porn industry has demanded its share of the £257 million from the Government has earmarked from its Culture Recovery Fund to save 1,385 theatres, arts venues, museums and cultural organisations across England. ‘COVID-19 has been a perfect storm for the industry,’ [read...]
The RNIB has expressed concerns that kitchen towel manufacturers may be deliberately printing erotic literature in Braille on their products. Partially sighted pensioner Dennis Chilcot was horrified when last Tuesday, clearing up some spilt tea, [read...]
Not satisfied with listening to crackly LPs on his gramophone, 39-year-old David Prince from Horsham is now boring his friends on the merits of grainy video cassettes of 1980s sex. So far Mr Prince has confined himself to VHS format tapes, [read...]
Thousands of haggard onanists, some of whom haven’t seen daylight since March, came out to clap today as the porn industry’s frontline workers set off once again for their back-street studios. The move comes after crisis cabinet talks where it was revealed that Britain’s porn reserves were running lower than at any time since the… [read...]
