Not satisfied with listening to crackly LPs on his gramophone, 39-year-old David Prince from Horsham is now boring his friends on the merits of grainy video cassettes of 1980s sex. So far Mr Prince has confined himself to VHS format tapes, [read...]
Thousands of haggard onanists, some of whom haven’t seen daylight since March, came out to clap today as the porn industry’s frontline workers set off once again for their back-street studios. The move comes after crisis cabinet talks where it was revealed that Britain’s porn reserves were running lower than at any time since the… [read...]
Images feature the major Labour ministers in ‘relaxed and artistic’ poses carrying out their ministerial duties completely in the buff. [read...]
‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]
A crack team of British trade negotiators has admitted that the reason why so few post-Brexit trade deals have been completed is that the team has been swamped by negotiations with international adult content providers. [read...]
