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Cabinet issues nude charity calendar
Images feature the major Labour ministers in ‘relaxed and artistic’ poses carrying out their ministerial duties completely in the buff. [read...]
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Government advises: Stockpile porn and movies now!
The Government’s new ‘Get it Right’ campaign will send illegal-downloaders an email explaining they have twenty days to download as much illegal content as they can. After that the ISP will send a further email suggesting that it would be really nice if they eased off a little bit because the rest of the street is starting to complain about slow internet. [read...]
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Church of England to offer ‘open marriage’ ceremony
The Church of England has announced plans to introduce an ‘open marriage’ option to its wedding ceremony repertoire, for couples who plan on immediately cheating. The move was inspired by the recent new-age trend of people entering marriage with no intention whatsoever of respecting their vows. [read...]
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BBC launches Pornography Channel
‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]
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Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one
Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version will simplify life choices – [read...]