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BBC launches Pornography Channel
‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]
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Brexit delay ‘due to porn negotiations’
A crack team of British trade negotiators has admitted that the reason why so few post-Brexit trade deals have been completed is that the team has been swamped by negotiations with international adult content providers. [read...]
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Church of England to offer ‘open marriage’ ceremony
The Church of England has announced plans to introduce an ‘open marriage’ option to its wedding ceremony repertoire, for couples who plan on immediately cheating. The move was inspired by the recent new-age trend of people entering marriage with no intention whatsoever of respecting their vows. [read...]
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Porn sites struggle to cope with demand for royal-themed content
Websites catering to the tastes of housebound onanists claim the recent wedding has created a market for porn with a royal flavour. “We weren’t prepared for this”, says industry boss Ed Siegel. “We’ve had to rush out a bunch of new titles such as Windsor Spit Roast, [read...]
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Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised
Stars of the UK porn industry are on all fours after the EU advised against the use of British private parts in porn products and merchandise once Brexit takes place. To qualify for free trade access, [read...]