The Commons Select Committee has dismissed fears of a missile strike by North Korea after MoD experts confirmed the rogue state missiles could hit the UK in months. ‘How are they sending them? By DHL?’ [read...]
Utterly useless courier business Yodel is to offer customers who missed their first delivery the choice of spring, summer, autumn or winter for Yodel to attempt the delivery again. [read...]
The planet Earth has confirmed today that it won’t be enclosing a round robin letter detailing the high and low points of its year this Christmas. This was ‘due to me being unable to condense the low points onto two sides of A4,’ [read...]
Royal Mail yesterday denied discrimination after turning down a student for the role of holiday cover postman due to his lack of ‘professional walking experience’.
Mark Pye, studying for an MSc, was left fuming when a 19 year old working for Royal Mail’s recruitment partner told him his CV failed to demonstrated the necessary experience of ‘putting one foot in front of the other whilst holding a bag’. [read...]