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Tesco’s bullshit apology contained ‘traces of horseshit’

An apology by Tesco for muddling up animals may have contained traces of horseshit, say regulators.

Inspectors recently discovered that Tesco had as little idea what was inside the products it passed off as ‘food’ as its most trusting of customers. Uncowed, the supermarket took immediate action, and ponied up for a lot more advertising.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2013
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Celebrities ‘too scared to die’ in wake of Savile scandal

the show must go onFollowing the ongoing controversy of the Jimmy Savile affair, the days of a celebrity’s death being the ideal way to future-proof their legacy seem firmly to be over, with many famous people now avoiding death like the plague.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance

looking forward to persuading kangaroo's testicles to follow different ideological route‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Voting method for vote on voting method to be put to the vote

Options include First Past the Post, Alternative Vote, Best of Three, Consult the I Ching, A Throw of the Dice, Paper Scissors Stone and WGAF.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2011
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