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Genetics questioned as nip/tuck mum gives birth to ugly children

even modern science can't put them back inJennie Chapman is taking legal advice after extensive cosmetic surgery failed to prevent her giving birth to a second pair of twins widely rated as ‘two of the ugliest ever born locally’.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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Campaigners attack sexualisation of foetuses

‘Images of naked foetuses are being casually passed around by pregnant women in wine bars and school playgrounds.’

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2011
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Royal Mail to start delivering babies

The Royal Mail has announced today that it is to extend its range of delivery services into the midwifery sector.

‘From next week postmen and women will be delighted to provide ‘home-birthing’ to expectant couples by delivering their newborn child direct to their door at any time between 9am and 3pm,’ said Moya Greene, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail Group. ‘But not on Sundays or bank holidays – and if they’re out when we call, we’ll leave the kid with a neighbour for safe-keeping.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2011
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Man appalled to find ‘assisted conception’ involves other men sleeping with wife

procedure to be rigorously followed night after nightHis wife seemed unfazed and, if anything, a little excited.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Kate Middleton ‘almost certainly pregnant’

Kate will, and already hasAmateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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