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Army called in to take charge after all Premier League managers sacked

should be all over by ChristmasThe government’s emergency committee, Cobra, was hastily convened and concluded that the only viable option to get the league back on track and reassure the general punters was to bring in the troops.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2013
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Players would like a return to sitting during matches, say PFA

A survey carried out by the PFA found most leading players would like seats installed on the pitch so they can have a sit-down during a game to catch up on their blog, update their FaceBook status, tweet their girlfriends or watch TV during Premiership matches.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2013
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Kim Jong-un announced as new Spurs manager

There was surprise in north London today when Tottenham Hotspur Chairman Daniel Levy unveiled North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un as the Club’s new manager.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2013
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Arsenal win race to be embarrassed in Europe

Arsenal pipped local rivals Spurs for the opportunity to be humiliated as soon as they play a half decent team in next season’s Champions League.

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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Seven minutes to be added at end of Premier League season

At the end of each of the last matches in the Premier league this season, extra time will be played as usual but a further seven minutes will then be added in honour of Sir Alex Ferguson who announced his retirement from Manchester United today.

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Posted: May 8th, 2013
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