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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012

Theo Walcott dreams of nothing but paperclips all day long‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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Man City to use Tevez as world’s most expensive door stop

if you want the door opening for you, you may have to ask someone elseThe club said that the player will also assume the role of boot cleaner, hot-dog hander-outer and training ground handyman.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2011
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On-the-run Manchester United found cowering in Wythenshawe storm drain

nowhere else left to hide from the humiliationIt was an ignominous end to a brutal tyranny which has blighted the Premier League for over 42 years, but Manchester United have finally been caught cowering in a storm drain in Wythenshawe, the place of their birth.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2011
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Mancini’s dog refuses to fetch squeaky ball

Coming only days after Carlos Tevez’s refusal to warm up as a possible late substitute in the Champions’ League, it undermines the embattled Manchester City manager’s authority yet further, just at a time when he needed to show who was boss.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2011
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‘My secret shame’ – shocking confession of woman who hasn’t slept with Ryan Giggs

loss of sponsorship deals she doesn't yet have 'might change her life'Following mounting speculation on social networking site Twitter, Miss Davies, 34-28-34, has finally agreed to tell her side of the story of how she came not to have an affair with the married Premier League star.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2011
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