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Racism to distance itself from football

'They all look exactly the same'A spokesman for racism told of mounting shame and anguish amongst the racist community as the uninitiated continually assume all racist people are somehow involved in professional football.

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Posted: Nov 9th, 2013
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Footballers whose transfers fell through pledge loyalty to current clubs

In a statement jointly issued on behalf of the players they represent, football agents have asked managers, chairmen and fans to celebrate the loyalty shown by those who didn’t manage to finalise a lucrative move away from their clubs during the transfer window.

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2013
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World’s most fickle football fan poised to celebrate another title

Europe waiting for him to make up his mind...Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to ‘Blue Moon’, in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the Premiership.

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Posted: May 7th, 2012
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Footballer to sue ‘water-cooler’ company

Lawyers for a premiership footballer have been instructed to sue the owners of ‘Aqua-Chill’, a leading office water supplier for the Luton area, as the placement of water-coolers encourages malicious gossip and ill-informed innuendo.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2011
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Inmate says prison saved him from life as a professional footballer

Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn’t for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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