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Mothers rewarded for year of dedication with crappy pub lunch

‘The reality will be business as usual, except they will be spending a good chunk of my household budget on buying an overpriced meal in a crowded noisy pub, where I will still be on peacekeeping duty and doing the ordering.’

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2013
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Man facing £4,000 credit card bill for ‘perfect mother’s day gift’

Paul Taylor’s prayers were answered when he saw an advert for ‘Beautiful’ by Calvin Klein, which described the new fragrance as ‘the perfect gift for mother’s day’. ‘I could now make amends for the previous year’s mishap with not just a good gift, but a perfect gift.’

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011
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Verdict on Christmas now in: “Oh, quiet, just the family”…

The population of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has returned its verdict on Christmas 2010, with 99.97% of respondents agreeing it was “Oh, quiet, just the family”.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2010
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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Al-Qaeda causes panic in West by declaring: ‘We’ve finished our Christmas shopping already’

Terrorist movement al-Qaeda have announced that they have already finished all their Christmas shopping, sparking widespread panic and feelings of doom in the West.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2010
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