Delaware 9th January 2021: In a solemn statement tonight, President-Elect Joe Biden Jr, has announced major new plans which cannot be refuted by Senate – and he’s starting with the White House curtains – or as americans calls them “Drapes”. [read...]
A man who came third in a karaoke competition at Butlins holiday camp in Minehead has declined an invitation to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration. ‘The opportunity to perform my successful-ish ‘Gangnam Style while pissed’ [read...]
Some awkwardness inevitably arises as the precise etiquette continues to evolve. ‘One, two or three is always a dilemma’, says equality advocate Marcia Feeley. [read...]
White House staff have been briefed to expect the President Elect, but Republican officials are yet to confirm if he will be arriving as Donald or his trans-identiy – Juanita. So muddled has the process of transition been, [read...]
