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Senator hospitalised after epic filibuster

US Senator Rand Paul has been hospitalised after a record 13-hour talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention, and remains in a critical condition.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2013
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Mitt Romney to enter sea and ‘punch Hurricane Sandy’s lights out’

With only a few days left to the election, Romney’s team still believe he can deliver a knockout blow – to President Obama as well as 800,000 metric tonnes of water.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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Standard and Poor’s threaten to downgrade Kepler 22-b credit rating

Credit rating agency Standard & Poor’s has today warned newly discovered planet Kepler 22-b that it may downgrade its AAA credit rating if it fails to put appropriate measures in place to kick-start its flagging economy.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2011
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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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