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Mitt Romney to enter sea and ‘punch Hurricane Sandy’s lights out’

With only a few days left to the election, Romney’s team still believe he can deliver a knockout blow – to President Obama as well as 800,000 metric tonnes of water.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit

has fired himselfDonald Trump, billionaire businessman and star of the hit USA show The Apprentice has had to withdraw from the American Presidential race after it was revealed that he had plans to sack the troublesome city of Detroit.  A leaked document revealed that Trump was looking forward to bringing his business acumen to the biggest job in the world, and would have streamlined the United States down to ‘thirty-five to forty profitable states’ before organising a leveraged buy-out of other more profitable territories.

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Posted: May 16th, 2011
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Al Gore still pretending to wife that he won in 2000

Said he was going off to work each day to ‘run the country’.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2009
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