Legendary North Korean newsreader Ri Chun-hee, famous for her emotional presentation style and bright pink business suits will replace the Downing Street press corps with immediate effect, Lee Cain, the Prime Minister’s Communications Director announced today. [read...]
Have you ever done something that you’d have preferred didn’t come to light? Do you often open that great big mouth of yours without first putting your brain into gear and instantly regret it? Then ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ [read...]
A sad looking lady minister gets out of her ministerial car in Downing Street and runs the gauntlet of waiting media. Suddenly she turns to face the flashing cameras (as warned about by the BBC) and sings:
I am Priti, [read...]
Environmentalists have warned that due to over exploitation by the media, a rare but delicate pejorative suffix is soon to die out. The ‘lesser-spotted Gate’ once numbered in the millions in North America but for the past twenty years has been tagged onto ‘every lame-arsed story’ [read...]
‘X was completely devastated that not a single hack or paparazzi showed their face at the rehab visits, lonely walks down beaches, and secret reunions with old flames we so carefully staged, ‘MC’ told a packed press conference. [read...]
