A sad looking lady minister gets out of her ministerial car in Downing Street and runs the gauntlet of waiting media. Suddenly she turns to face the flashing cameras (as warned about by the BBC) and sings:
I am Priti, [read...]
Have you ever done something that you’d have preferred didn’t come to light? Do you often open that great big mouth of yours without first putting your brain into gear and instantly regret it? Then ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ [read...]
Environmentalists have warned that due to over exploitation by the media, a rare but delicate pejorative suffix is soon to die out. The ‘lesser-spotted Gate’ once numbered in the millions in North America but for the past twenty years has been tagged onto ‘every lame-arsed story’ [read...]
‘X was completely devastated that not a single hack or paparazzi showed their face at the rehab visits, lonely walks down beaches, and secret reunions with old flames we so carefully staged, ‘MC’ told a packed press conference. [read...]
The consortium of news and press editors has admitted that so far they have probably not provided enough coverage of the UK election. [read...]
