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Sir Tom Jones ‘far too sexy’ to be an organ donor

Why, why, whhyyy, just lie there?Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as ‘assumed donors’ after they die, unless they fill out an ‘opt-out’ form.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2013
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New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen

‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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Welsh economy set to boom after go-ahead for ‘organ farms’

yachi da, hwyl fawrWelsh farmers are quietly ditching traditional farming in favour of new, more profitable uses of the countryside, after a historic decision by the Welsh Assembly to legalise the trade in human organs.

The soundtrack in the fields on Monmouthshire, Powys and beyond is already changing from the bleating of sheep who’ve mislaid their lambs, or forgotten where their food is until they look down, into cries of plaintive anguish from ramblers who are being systematically rounded up on Welsh hillsides, crammmed into pens and fattened for market.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2013
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