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God’s not as bad as a drink driver, says Archbishop

‘Well, although I concede that God abandoned his Son, that doesn’t make him as bad as a drink driver. We all have to make sacrifices sometimes. God is not a bad dad.’

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2011
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Cameron to extend time limit for blaming previous government

David Cameron today unveiled plans for new legislation which will double the time limit during which it is acceptable to blame the previous government for the nation’s problems.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2010
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Gordon Brown ‘forgot to clear No 10′s browser history’

luckily he deleted all the spreadsheets - no-one will ever know.Apparently spent several hours editing his own Wikipedia entry.

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Posted: May 16th, 2010
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Equalities groups hail Britain’s first white upper-class Prime Minister

didn't believe he'd see this in his lifetimeOnly a year after the inauguration of the first black President of the United States, equalities campaigners are celebrating a changed Britain after a white upper-class man this week ascended to the highest political office in the land.

‘It’s humbling, a real riches to riches story,’ admitted new Prime Minister, David Cameron, addressing his deprived constituents today in Witney, Oxfordshire. ‘When I was growing up on an estate in Berkshire, I never dreamed that someone like me could become anything more than a high court judge or chief executive of an investment bank. I was the first person in my family to go to university by private jet. To be honest, the whole thing hasn’t really sunk in yet – I have to keep asking my valet to pinch me.’

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Posted: May 15th, 2010
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Cabinet Office: ‘All Departments must have same Acronym’

In an attempt to cut the soaring administrative costs incurred every time the Prime Minister announces a new or merged ministry, senior civil servants have issued a new edict stating that from now all government departments shall be known as ‘DCTS’.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2009
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