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Prince Andrew favourite to take over at Newcastle United

Following the announcement that former Newcastle manager Alan Pardew was to take over at Crystal Palace, bookmakers have installed HRH the Duke of York as the favourite to take up the reins at the Geordie outfit in what appears to be a perfect job swap for both men.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2015
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter

‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Queen’s spending falls by £1.8m after Palace officials close eBay account

‘We became suspicious when we noticed an ever greater volume of packages coming in and out of Buckingham Palace,’ said Sir Alan Reid, Keeper of the Privy Purse.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job

not in my Manor!Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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Pressure mounts on Prince Andrew to quit job as scapegoat

Pressure is mounting on Prince Andrew to resign his traditional post of Royal scapegoat amid claims he is having ‘far too much jolly bloody fun’ doing the job.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2011
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