Speech provided by Gordon Brown was ‘badly spelt and full of errors’, claims Queen
‘It was illegible and incoherent, like he’d dashed it orf without checking,’ fumed the monarch.
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009
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‘It was illegible and incoherent, like he’d dashed it orf without checking,’ fumed the monarch.
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009
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HRH Prince Charles has railed against the decline of ‘Naturally Beneficial’ analogue TV signals in a speech at the annual Society of Holistic and Imaginary Therapy conference.
Posted: Jun 19th, 2009
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Prince Charles has intervened over Divine plans for a New Heavenly City of Jerusalem, set to descend from Heaven to Earth at the end of human history, ushering in the earthly reign of God the Father over all mankind for eternity. The Prince has branded the architectural plans – first outlined in the Book of Revelation by St John the Divine – as ‘unsympathetic’, and ‘likely to destroy the period charm of the existing City’.
Posted: May 10th, 2009
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The Queen has this year chosen not to recognise those who have made the greatest contribution to Britain in her annual New Year Honours List, and has instead published a document naming those relatives who have brought the greatest shame upon her family. Those named in the New Year ‘Honour Killing’ List will be summoned to Buckingham Palace for an audience with the Queen in which she will tap them lightly on each shoulder with a ceremonial sword before plunging it deep into their midriff.
Posted: Jan 1st, 2009
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