Royal watchers and sports enthusiasts alike are waiting eagerly to learn whether ageing racer Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be fit to run in the Derby this weekend.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011
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A recording of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding night will be available to view on popular adult website BrideBangers.com within hours of the happy couple fully consummating their marriage.
‘This is a great honour and an enormous responsibility,’ said website owner Marc Lebowski. ‘The royal wedding, and resultant bedroom action, means so much to millions of people all over the world – we have to capture every note and every nuance perfectly in grainy night-vision format and have the recording ready within minutes of the end of the ‘royal prerogative.’
Posted: Mar 24th, 2011
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Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.
Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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The noted fashion photographer, who took the gorgeous engagement pictures of Kate Middleton and Prince William, said the royal footage was ‘of unacceptable poor quality for pics of people very close to Camilla and Prince Charles.’
Posted: Jan 5th, 2011
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Amateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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