The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
Prince Harry has admitted in an interview that his training as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner was invaluable when it came to disposing of three dead hookers in Las Vegas.
Discussing the many benefits of life in uniform, [read...]
Daytime TV viewers were today surprised when, amongst all the ads for claims hotlines for people injured in an accident at work, they saw one for people who’d married a ginge in the expectation of benefits that hadn’t materialised. [read...]
London tourist attraction Madame Tussauds has confirmed that in light of this week’s announcement by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, it has moved its figures of the former Royal couple out into the back yard next to the skips just beside the melting furnace. [read...]
Canadian custom officials have discovered an ‘gluttonous lump’ amongst Harry and Meghan’s duty frees. Closer inspection has revealed the unusual package to be Prince Andrew; who claimed that he was embarking on 20-year sight-seeing tour of the colonies – or at least until the statute of limitations passes. [read...]
