Despite having been ensconced in a womb for 9 months until very, very recently, it would appear that every single person on the internet is taking a break from snarking at each other to blame the poor little sod for something. [read...]
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has said she is ‘absolutely thrilled’ to learn of the engagement between her brother-in-law Prince Harry and the young, poised and multi-talented actress and international women’s rights advocate Meghan Markle. ‘Yes, [read...]
In an effort to cut government expenditure, the public will be allowed to catch and eat minor members of the Royal Family from today, it has been announced. There are reports that two of them are already “missing, [read...]
Websites catering to the tastes of housebound onanists claim the recent wedding has created a market for porn with a royal flavour. “We weren’t prepared for this”, says industry boss Ed Siegel. “We’ve had to rush out a bunch of new titles such as Windsor Spit Roast, [read...]
A Mr Harry Wales has applied for a green card, which will allow him to live and work in the United States, an immigration officer in New York has revealed. ‘He appears to be qualified,’ [read...]
