Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, has asked the Palace whether she can finally stop having children, as she’s surely done enough now to prevent Harry ever becoming King. ‘I was really hoping two would be enough,’ [read...]
Monty, one of the Queen’s five corgis, has publicly admitted that he didn’t want to be a pet of the Royal household. Peer pressure from Willow and Thicket, two of Her Majesty’s other dogs, led to a lifetime of Royal duty, [read...]
Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique. [read...]
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
‘I dread to think where I’d be today if he hadn’t spent my formative years deadheading verbenas and repotting bromeliads in granny’s greenhouse,’ said the ginger-fingered hybrid. [read...]
