A spokesman for the Royal Family has confirmed that one-time royal, ginger sheep of the family and husband punching well above his weight, Prince Harry, has still not turned in his Royal Lanyard and ID card. [read...]
Former armed forces personnel have cast serious doubt on the daring exploits of one of the UK’s best known military heroes. The scepticism has surfaced as Action Man, real name Dave Patterson from Bromsgrove, prepares to sell off his collection of medals and uniforms. [read...]
The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
Prince Harry has admitted in an interview that his training as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner was invaluable when it came to disposing of three dead hookers in Las Vegas.
Discussing the many benefits of life in uniform, [read...]
Daytime TV viewers were today surprised when, amongst all the ads for claims hotlines for people injured in an accident at work, they saw one for people who’d married a ginge in the expectation of benefits that hadn’t materialised. [read...]
