Monty, one of the Queen’s five corgis, has publicly admitted that he didn’t want to be a pet of the Royal household. Peer pressure from Willow and Thicket, two of Her Majesty’s other dogs, led to a lifetime of Royal duty, [read...]
Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique. [read...]
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
‘I dread to think where I’d be today if he hadn’t spent my formative years deadheading verbenas and repotting bromeliads in granny’s greenhouse,’ said the ginger-fingered hybrid. [read...]
Disabled slacker Dave Studley 32, has hit out at people who expect him to be an inspiration to others. [read...]
