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Harry applies to US for green card
A Mr Harry Wales has applied for a green card, which will allow him to live and work in the United States, an immigration officer in New York has revealed. ‘He appears to be qualified,’ [read...]
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Sussex expected to collapse into lawlessness as Duke goes on honeymoon
The army is on standby after the Duke and Duchess of Sussex start their honeymoon leaving the county without leadership. The trouble is likely to centre around the wretched hive of scum and villainy known locally as “Eastbourne” [read...]
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Commoners told to ‘tidy up’ before they go
Over 2000 commoners trapped inside the grounds of Windsor Castle have been told they won’t be allowed to leave until the place is clean and tidy. Those commoners who tried to get away a bit early to beat the rush found the portcullis locked and the drawbridge raised to prevent them from leaving. [read...]
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Virulent outbreak of Sycophantois has nation’s broadcasters in its grip
It is being reported that A&E Departments across the country were overrun this morning as thousands of national and local broadcast journalists became stricken with the terrifying condition, Sycophantosis. One typical example is St Jude’s Infirmary in Norwich, [read...]
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Embarrassing Family Member Role ‘Now Vacant’ for Royal Wedding
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were left scrambling today to find a last-minute stand-in to fill the all-important ‘Embarrassing Family Member’ role. The role has traditionally been filled by HRH the Duke of Edinburgh, and was due to be filled this Saturday by Meghan’s Dad, [read...]