Harry will not be allowed to serve in Royal Family
Harry’s inclusion would represent a ’significantly increased risk’ to the future and respectability of the monarchy.
Posted: May 21st, 2009
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Personalised postcodes to include ‘B1G 80Y’ and ‘S3XY 0NE’
In a new plan to generate increased profits, the Royal Mail is to take a leaf out of the DVLA’s vanity licence plate business and enable the public to change ‘functional but drab’ post codes to ones that express their individuality and character through a personalised range. The new customised post code register is to include name-based entries such as J1M5 GAFF, ‘cheeky’ codes such as H0T L1PS or F15T M3, and a range of more discreet codes that pundits have said could be popular with parents keen to avoid difficult questions about how exactly their address falls into the most popular schools’ catchment areas.
Break with tradition as Queen publishes New Year ‘Honour Killing’ List
The Queen has this year chosen not to recognise those who have made the greatest contribution to Britain in her annual New Year Honours List, and has instead published a document naming those relatives who have brought the greatest shame upon her family. Those named in the New Year ‘Honour Killing’ List will be summoned to Buckingham Palace for an audience with the Queen in which she will tap them lightly on each shoulder with a ceremonial sword before plunging it deep into their midriff.
Posted: Jan 1st, 2009
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Prince Harry to split with Tequila
Following weeks of speculation Buckingham Palace has announced that Prince Harry has split with long-time partner Tequila. The break was said to be amicable and both sides asked that they might be allowed some privacy at this difficult time.
Over the past few years Tequila has been a constant companion for the young royal, despite claims that the glamorous Mexican brought out the worst in him. Rumours that he had slept with Tequila seem to be confirmed when they were snapped lying motionless in a gutter together.
Posted: Apr 18th, 2007
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