Daytime TV viewers were today surprised when, amongst all the ads for claims hotlines for people injured in an accident at work, they saw one for people who’d married a ginge in the expectation of benefits that hadn’t materialised. [read...]
London tourist attraction Madame Tussauds has confirmed that in light of this week’s announcement by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, it has moved its figures of the former Royal couple out into the back yard next to the skips just beside the melting furnace. [read...]
Canadian custom officials have discovered an ‘gluttonous lump’ amongst Harry and Meghan’s duty frees. Closer inspection has revealed the unusual package to be Prince Andrew; who claimed that he was embarking on 20-year sight-seeing tour of the colonies – or at least until the statute of limitations passes. [read...]
‘People who think we’re the most pampered dogs in the world have got the wrong end of the stick’, said one Buckingham Palace corgi. ‘Oooh, a stick, throw it throw it throw it’ said another. [read...]
‘I don’t think she realised how popular Windy Castle is in the UK’ said Time’s Jared West ‘it’s totally insane over there…they even use the theme tune as their national anthem….that’s how insane it is’ [read...]
