‘Apparently the last person to live in this gaff was some single mother from Norfolk, so it needs quite a bit of work.’ said Kate, scratching her arse whilst brandishing a paint roller.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.
Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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Set in 1952, the film tells the moving story of the young Queen Elizabeth, who ascends to the throne but is unable to speak in public without sounding like she was being strangled.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2011
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Amateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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Plans to launch the Queen into space have been revealed today by NASA. The space agency will launch the monarch into the depths of space in an exciting new mission to see how she will reign in a zero-gravity vacuum.
Posted: Jul 3rd, 2010
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