The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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‘We’ve taken the partnership as far as we can’, said Pippa Middleton’s arse yesterday. ‘I’m merely acknowledging what the public already knows: that I’m the one with the talent.’
Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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Newspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid.
Posted: Dec 26th, 2012
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George Osborne today confirmed the launch of the UK’s first Future Sovereign Wealth Fund, tasked with ‘creating and sustaining a world-class Royal Baby Expert Industry for at least the next 21 bloody years’.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Kate Middleton’s breasts are continuing their successful world tour of media publications by adding more countries to their already packed schedule.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2012
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