Nation enthralled as Kate does thing
The Duchess of Cambridge captivated the national media this morning as she travelled to a place and did a thing.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2015
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster
‘Often the nominee is compelled to make a complete knob out of him/herself, modelling bespoke high-viz waterproof gear that has clearly never seen mud before the photo opportunity or dare.’
Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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Royal Family finally granted Jennie Bond restraining order
‘We’ve had several run-ins with Jennie over the years for approaching members of the family with a Fisher Price microphone that wasn’t actually connected to anything’.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2014
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Independent Scotland ‘will never know sex of Royal baby’, says PM
David Cameron has denied that the campaign against Scottish independence has ‘run out of ideas’ today by announcing that an independent Scotland will ‘never find out’ what sex the new Royal baby turns out to be. ‘I won’t tell you whether it’s a girl or a boy, and you won’t be able to watch BBC News 24 to find out either,’ the prime minister said at a Better Together hustings in Dumfries. ‘And don’t expect the Queen to tell you either, if you vote yes she’ll be bloody furious.’
The Royal baby news has caused an otherwise leaden referendum campaign to explode into life. Scottish Labour MP Jim Murphy has returned to his tedious tour of Scotland’s high streets, temporarily abandoned last week after an egg-throwing voter accused him of ‘not talking about the Royal family enough’.
Posted: Sep 8th, 2014
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PM unveils curbs on ‘exploitative, degrading, irritating’ Royal baby coverage
Every household in the UK is to have endless, vacuous reporting of the birth and infancy of the Royal baby blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced.
Posted: Aug 2nd, 2014
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