‘Even though we have lost 600 of our people in 14 days nothing raises the spirits like a royal occasion, if only for a few hours before the slaughter starts again.’
Posted: Jul 22nd, 2014
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The streets on central London today saw one of its largest ever protest marches as activists, unions and ordinary working people demanded more images of the Queen’s great grandson and third in line to the throne crawling, walking and playing with blocks.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2014
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An 88-year-old London woman who has been taking it easy for 88-years has been told by her doctors to take it even easier. The woman, who owns several properties where she often takes it easy, has also taken it easy in many Commonwealth countries.
Posted: May 12th, 2014
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The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet.
Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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A man living under a large rock in the middle of the Sahara desert with his eyes shut and fingers lodged in his ears has bemoaned the insufferable level of coverage about the Royal Family he has been exposed to.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2014
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