Prince William is giving up his role as an Air Ambulance pilot to concentrate on dragon slaying. With only 25 Royal families left in the world, the Prince is worried about the dwindling number of male first-borns fully equipped to deal with mythological monsters, [read...]
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. [read...]
