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London woman told to take it even easier

An 88-year-old London woman who has been taking it easy for 88-years has been told by her doctors to take it even easier. The woman, who owns several properties where she often takes it easy, has also taken it easy in many Commonwealth countries.

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Posted: May 12th, 2014
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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism

No sign of 'Flash' Gordon either.The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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Man living under a rock ‘bloody tired’ of Royal updates

A man living under a large rock in the middle of the Sahara desert with his eyes shut and fingers lodged in his ears has bemoaned the insufferable level of coverage about the Royal Family he has been exposed to.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2014
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster

Critics have slammed the latest anti-social media craze where Coalition MPs and members of the Opposition egg one another on to visit flood zones and spout provocative bollocks. The event has to be completed and broadcast within 24 hours to qualify.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2014
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England wins right to lose 2018 World Cup

Beckham still confident of 116th capTo the delight of England fans yesterday, FIFA announced that England had been chosen as the first-choice nation to lose the 2018 World Cup.

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2013
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