Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. [read...]
‘He certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’ [read...]
‘The Duchess is to relinquish her ‘softer’ public facing role in favour of some hard graft,’ said a Kensington Palace spokesperson, ‘she is very much looking forward to the prospect of surveying chain anchor legs and inspecting and stabilising underwater oil-pipelines.’ [read...]