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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism

No sign of 'Flash' Gordon either.The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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Man living under a rock ‘bloody tired’ of Royal updates

A man living under a large rock in the middle of the Sahara desert with his eyes shut and fingers lodged in his ears has bemoaned the insufferable level of coverage about the Royal Family he has been exposed to.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2014
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster

Critics have slammed the latest anti-social media craze where Coalition MPs and members of the Opposition egg one another on to visit flood zones and spout provocative bollocks. The event has to be completed and broadcast within 24 hours to qualify.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2014
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England wins right to lose 2018 World Cup

Beckham still confident of 116th capTo the delight of England fans yesterday, FIFA announced that England had been chosen as the first-choice nation to lose the 2018 World Cup.

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2013
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Royal Family finally granted Jennie Bond restraining order

'The name's Bond. Can I have a look in your bin...?'The Royal Family have said they can ‘finally rest easy’ today, after a judge officially granted them a Restraining Order against Royal-super fan and now confirmed stalker, Jennie Bond. The legal injunction, which prevents the 63-year-old from being within three-miles of any Royal residence, has been enforced ‘with immediate effect’, and will ensure that Bond will no longer be able to attend any Royal occasions under the guise of a BBC correspondent.

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2013
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