‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’ [read...]
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. [read...]
‘He certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’ [read...]
