‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Changes to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show.
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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’.
Posted: Aug 19th, 2011
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Charles is currently at the stage of ‘disgruntled gardener’
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