A State judge has ruled that 29 separate claims to Prince’s estate have not met basic fairytale plausibility; involving a combination of frog kissing and the removal of a sword from stone. All blood ties will now be determined by matching them against a DNA sample of foot fungal scrapings, [read...]
A vote to leave the EU will mean fewer musical icons and other high profile celebrities will die, according to Vote Leave. [read...]
A man has been faced with the Herculean task of choosing to mourn the passing of a celebrity on social media.
Simon Williams, from Great Yarmouth, had to take a whole day off work to make the decision. [read...]
A spokesman for Death, the black hooded apparition sent to summon the living to their eternal sleep, today apologised to the world for summoning Prince to an early death when records show it should have been Prince Philip, [read...]