The year 2016 has re-emerged from a parallel universe where it has been in an induced coma since 9 January and apologised for everything that has gone wrong in his absence. He also offered to reinstate the scheduled events of the last eleven months. [read...]
A State judge has ruled that 29 separate claims to Prince’s estate have not met basic fairytale plausibility; involving a combination of frog kissing and the removal of a sword from stone. All blood ties will now be determined by matching them against a DNA sample of foot fungal scrapings, [read...]
A vote to leave the EU will mean fewer musical icons and other high profile celebrities will die, according to Vote Leave. [read...]
A man has been faced with the Herculean task of choosing to mourn the passing of a celebrity on social media.
Simon Williams, from Great Yarmouth, had to take a whole day off work to make the decision. [read...]