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Prisoners promise not to run off after voting

Fears that prisoners in the UK will simply run off after posting their voting slip in the ballot box have forced the Government to re-think proposals to give inmates the vote. ‘We have concerns that some prisoners may not be entirely trustworthy,’ said Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2011
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Round-robin reports another great year for La Cosa Nostra

greetings from Casa GrimbinoThe annual round-robin letter from the Grimbinos reports that New York’s most infamous Italian family has gone from strength to strength in 2010 and is eagerly anticipating 2011.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2011
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Finding L Ron Hubbard is not as good as finding Jesus Christ, parole board rules

A gangland killer who ‘found’ L Ron Hubbard and believed he’d seen the light has had his hopes of an early release from prison dashed.

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2010
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Devil agrees to trial community sentences

just dong an honest day's workThe Devil will impose non-custodial sentences following a report by the Chief Inspector of Prisons highlighting problems of overcrowding and poor conditions in Hell.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2010
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Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons

Justice Secretary to lock 'em up and throw away the Allen key‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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