Having revealed that their current range of smart products will ‘listen’ to and gather personal information, the South Korean multinational was forced to concede that their self-aware TVs were now ‘silently judging’ their owners and malfunctioning accordingly. [read...]
‘Opportunity to opt out on page 123 of privacy policy terms and conditions.’ [read...]
‘A simple inquiry ‘How can multinational corporations contribute to society?’ turned up no results, while an open query about the redistribution of wealth through taxation only brought up adverts for some banks in the Cayman Islands.’ [read...]
‘X was completely devastated that not a single hack or paparazzi showed their face at the rehab visits, lonely walks down beaches, and secret reunions with old flames we so carefully staged, ‘MC’ told a packed press conference. [read...]
GiftsForTheWife.com was shocked at the lack of impact from a high-profile ad campaign from Microsoft promoting the new Private Browsing feature on Internet Explorer. ‘We thought this was what men on the internet were waiting for,’ bemoaned CEO Lisa Noonan. [read...]
