In the face of further cuts to the public sector, the Government was keen to announce that ‘fairy-tale budgets’ were increasing, with services set to be funded by magic beans and letters to Santa. Despite all branches of local government announcing record reductions, [read...]
‘Breast milk doesn’t just grow on trees, you know.’ [read...]
Successful privatisation of the state sector has unfortunately been misinterpreted as an attempt to turn secondary schools into a cross between ‘Hogwarts and Jamie Oliver’s kitchen’. [read...]
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is to sell his own grandmother to help reduce the deficit, according to a Treasury spokesman. The move follows Osborne’s announcement that he intends selling government shares in Royal Mail and RBS. [read...]
Michael Gove has announced he’ll hand responsibility for all child abuse to private companies like G4S, Atos and Serco. Mr Gove told the media it was ‘inappropriate and wrong’ for past child abuse to be largely the responsibility of public bodies like the BBC, [read...]
