Tories to scrap policy of free breast milk for newborns
‘Breast milk doesn’t just grow on trees, you know.’
Posted: Nov 12th, 2013
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NHS 111 service to be restricted to well people
‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman.
Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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Coalition to privatise the moral high ground
Sources within government say the Conservative Manifesto for the next election will include privatisation of the moral high ground. One senior minister who preferred not to be named, Michael Gove, said in a speech at a private function: ‘For too long, the moral high ground has been seen as a free and public space, owned and controlled by the state. But the economic mess left by Labour means we have, somehow, to pay back literally trillions. America’s fiscal cliff has demonstrated how dangerous high ground can be without a sense of economic morality.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2013
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Cameron to sell NHS on eBay
‘This would be a great opportunity for anyone interested in business, health care or screwing up something big without having to become a politician.’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2011
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Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should
Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving at London Bridge 20 seconds before it was meant to.
Posted: Sep 23rd, 2011
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