To the cheers of appreciative locals, the octogenarian paratrooper ceremoniously approached a Bayeux massage parlour, Madame de Pompadour’s, saluting the crowd before having his oats with one of the establishment’s current crop of ladies. [read...]
The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister. [read...]
Following the success of his BBC2 series ‘Great British Railway Journeys’, former Conservative Cabinet member Michael Portillo today embarked on a televised tour of Britain’s knocking shops. [read...]
An ardent fan of the 1980’s movie Pretty Woman has today admitted that her life as a ‘sex worker’ has so far failed to live up to its on-screen portrayal. [read...]
Hedge-fund manager Robert Wilson has complained about the service he received from ‘Christina,’ a £2000 a night call-girl he hired.
‘I was expecting sexual satisfaction, but instead I was forced to watch a rubbish chick-flick while Christina spent an hour and a half on the phone gossiping with her mother-in-law,’ [read...]