Ben Bradley, Conservative MP for Mansfield, has defended endorsing a tweet saying that free school meals vouchers were ‘£20 cash direct to a crack den and a brothel’ by insisting he was simply coming out in support of Class A drugs and prostitution. [read...]
Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI). If you think you or a relative, failed to have intercourse with Donald Trump, [read...]
A cop on BBCs crime thriller Line of Duty is thought to be the first serving police officer in the history of TV cop dramas to ever complete his entire dinner without being interrupted by colleagues or called out to a murder scene. [read...]
To the cheers of appreciative locals, the octogenarian paratrooper ceremoniously approached a Bayeux massage parlour, Madame de Pompadour’s, saluting the crowd before having his oats with one of the establishment’s current crop of ladies. [read...]
The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister. [read...]
