Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI). If you think you or a relative, failed to have intercourse with Donald Trump, [read...]
A cop on BBCs crime thriller Line of Duty is thought to be the first serving police officer in the history of TV cop dramas to ever complete his entire dinner without being interrupted by colleagues or called out to a murder scene. [read...]
To the cheers of appreciative locals, the octogenarian paratrooper ceremoniously approached a Bayeux massage parlour, Madame de Pompadour’s, saluting the crowd before having his oats with one of the establishment’s current crop of ladies. [read...]
The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister. [read...]
Following the success of his BBC2 series ‘Great British Railway Journeys’, former Conservative Cabinet member Michael Portillo today embarked on a televised tour of Britain’s knocking shops. [read...]
