To the cheers of appreciative locals, the octogenarian paratrooper ceremoniously approached a Bayeux massage parlour, Madame de Pompadour’s, saluting the crowd before having his oats with one of the establishment’s current crop of ladies.
Posted: Jun 7th, 2014
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The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister.
Posted: Jun 25th, 2013
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Following the success of his BBC2 series ‘Great British Railway Journeys’, former Conservative Cabinet member Michael Portillo today embarked on a televised tour of Britain’s knocking shops.
Posted: Mar 14th, 2013
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An ardent fan of the 1980’s movie Pretty Woman has today admitted that her life as a ‘sex worker’ has so far failed to live up to its on-screen portrayal.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2012
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Hedge-fund manager Robert Wilson has complained about the service he received from ‘Christina,’ a £2000 a night call-girl he hired.
‘I was expecting sexual satisfaction, but instead I was forced to watch a rubbish chick-flick while Christina spent an hour and a half on the phone gossiping with her mother-in-law,’ Mr Wilson said. ‘The only conversation we had was her telling me off for drinking too much, not removing my shoes, and whinging about her work mates.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009
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