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Italy evacuates 120,000 teenage girls from vicinity of Silvio Berlusconi

Shaddupa ya face.‘We urge you to dress sensibly, tell your parents and cooperate with the authorities, but not in the way that Silvio means it.’

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2014
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Silvio Berlusconi to be neutered

no more new tricksItaly’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is to be taken to a vet to have his testes removed, the Italian government has confirmed.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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Berlusconi denies ‘making law’ claims

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has angrily denied rumours that he went into Parliament last month and introduced a proposal which attracted sufficient support from his fellow politicians to become law.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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‘Bakelite’ is new must-have phone for the elderly

Made of solid black Bakelite, weighing in at ten pounds and with a revolutionary rotary dial with letters instead of numerals, the Bakelite telephone has already been dubbed ‘the iPhone for the elderly’.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2011
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Verdict on Christmas now in: “Oh, quiet, just the family”…

The population of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has returned its verdict on Christmas 2010, with 99.97% of respondents agreeing it was “Oh, quiet, just the family”.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2010
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