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Kate Middleton ‘almost certainly pregnant’

Kate will, and already hasAmateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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Missing bloke found safe at home

When 35-year-old David Young didn’t appear at his local for his nightly ten pints, the landlord of the White Swan called the police.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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Public House contractors postpone re-fit until after Germany match

The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Pub closures down to landlords praising UKIP

A detailed study of the causes of public houses closures across the country has pinpointed the boring and bigoted conversation of publicans as the main cause. A survey of thousands of customers revealed that they had stopped going to their local pub due to endless wearisome tirades against the Euro, health and safety legislation and ‘political correctness gone mad’.

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Posted: May 29th, 2009
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Man ostracised for sharing his sharing his true emotions

A man has been ostracised by fellow drinkers following his refusal to engage in normal pub conversations.

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Posted: May 13th, 2009
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