Public House contractors postpone re-fit until after Germany match
The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Pub closures down to landlords praising UKIP
A detailed study of the causes of public houses closures across the country has pinpointed the boring and bigoted conversation of publicans as the main cause. A survey of thousands of customers revealed that they had stopped going to their local pub due to endless wearisome tirades against the Euro, health and safety legislation and ‘political correctness gone mad’.
Posted: May 29th, 2009
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Man ostracised for sharing his sharing his true emotions
A man has been ostracised by fellow drinkers following his refusal to engage in normal pub conversations.
Posted: May 13th, 2009
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Pub closures down to joke stress
New research has established that the spate of traditional British pubs closing down is due to pub landlords are no longer willing to be the straight man in other peoples’ jokes.
Posted: May 12th, 2009
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Makers of Scampi Fries confess ‘they were supposed to be a joke’
Smith’s Crisps, makers of Scampi Fries, announced that the popular pub snack was not supposed to have been taken seriously, and that they were ‘frankly bewildered’ they have been able to sell them for so long.
Posted: Mar 26th, 2009
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