Barmy ‘Equality Officers’ at Brent Council have outlawed the age-old British tradition of Christmas pub punch-ups in case the practice offends ‘those of faiths other than Christianity’.
Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Amateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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When 35-year-old David Young didn’t appear at his local for his nightly ten pints, the landlord of the White Swan called the police.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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A detailed study of the causes of public houses closures across the country has pinpointed the boring and bigoted conversation of publicans as the main cause. A survey of thousands of customers revealed that they had stopped going to their local pub due to endless wearisome tirades against the Euro, health and safety legislation and ‘political correctness gone mad’.
Posted: May 29th, 2009
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