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Britain’s most punchable man ‘upset’ as title goes to Michael Gove

Mr Bedford says he will miss not having people taking a swing at him as soon as he opens his ‘big mouth’.

‘I realise now that realistically I didn’t have a chance against a public school educated swivel-eyed dwarf incessantly spouting bollocks,’ said Mr Bedford, before punching himself in the kisser.

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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Nick Clegg ‘delighted’ with new fagging portfolio

it's all going terribly wellMr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, polishing his shoes and warming his toilet seat.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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