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Herd of 200 Routemaster buses on South Downs ‘should not be approached’

Experts think the herd drifted off course while looking for food and warn it could stampede if threatened, destroying everything in its path.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012
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Fuel strike threat hits central London as commuters panic-buy Oyster cards

will work brilliantly until government warns of impending bus drivers' strikeWith many of the capital’s residents not using or even owning a car, it was feared they could miss out on the fun of needlessly queuing for something that is not currently in short supply.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2012
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South London trams to introduce ‘racism carriages’

‘The ‘White Is Right’ carriages will be at the rear of our trams and will include buffet cars selling cans of special brew, pregnancy test kits and signed photos of Nick Griffin.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2011
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Transport for London tackle commuter delays with designated suicide station

departing, Platform 3‘It’s really not fair that a few thoughtless ‘jumpers’ cause such disruption for so many,’ said a TfL spokesman. ‘From now on we’ll be asking the suicidal to travel to Amersham and wait in line for their turn. They’ll know it’s their moment in the headlights when they hear our special announcement – ‘Don’t mind the gap’.’

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2011
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Man on the Clapham omnibus retires aged 132

After over a century of providing reasonable, commonsensical advice to politicians, the man on the Clapham omnibus has finally stepped down from public office.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2011
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