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Man on the Clapham omnibus retires aged 132

After over a century of providing reasonable, commonsensical advice to politicians, the man on the Clapham omnibus has finally stepped down from public office.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2011
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Box-office smash for British remake, ‘No Planes, No Trains, No Automobiles’

replacement John Goodman 'in operation'In the British version, updated for 2010, an Essex businessman struggles to overcome the odds and make his daily 40-minute commute.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2010
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Police Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train’

Using the latest anti-virus technology and a team of sniffer dogs, the Metropolitan Police Cold Case Unit is on the verge of discovering ‘Who brought that bloody cold into the house?’

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2010
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Boris Johnson launches 60ft-long bendy bike

cripes on a bike‘People can simply hop on and hop off whenever they like,’ said the Mayor. ‘When you want it to stop just ring the bell or honk the horn.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2010
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Greens plan self-righteous bus stops for Brighton

Green Party activists in Brighton are taking steps to ensure that they are not being mistaken for regular public transport users, when using the bus to actually make a statement.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2010
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