Bloggers throughout the land have been delighted to discover that the root to all happiness is not resolving dietary and fashion dilemmas, but is in fact linked to ‘large globules of cash’ and a guest-spot on ‘Loose Women’. [read...]
‘Penchant for exhilarating sex with topless manual labourers, whose skin glistens in the morning sun like fresh dew on a rosebud.’ [read...]
Publishers Random House have admitted that ‘’What I See’, the first book by Brooklyn Beckham, is a concession to his father David’s literary preferences, in that it comprises 300 photographs taken by the teenager. The original version was a 70,000-word tome entitled “On the Bench: A Treatise on Childhood Personality Development in an Environment of Subjugation due to Parental Public Acclaim – A Psychoanalytic Perspective’. [read...]
The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month. [read...]
The news that publishers have begun to bypass regular outlets has been greeted with fury by traditional booksellers around the country. [read...]
