Barron Trump has resigned from his White House role with immediate effect, citing ‘differences of opinion on policy’ between himself and his father. This follows the President reneging on a firm commitment made after intense negotiation to acquire a puppy on arrival in Washington. [read...]
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’ [read...]