Good morning, Mr Grab-it-Smash. I see you’ve caused a major crash. We’re bros together – like the tache! Would you please take my printed cash? I will not take it Quant-it-Hash, I cannot use your printed cash. [read...]
In a shock announcement, the measure of the nation’s happiness, the Wellbeing Index, has been downgraded by the emotional ratings agency Moody’s from ‘OK’ to ‘Don’t Ask’. [read...]
A budget which promised help for savers, free access to pension funds to lend to the government through new bonds, and tax-free savings up to £15,000 in an ISA failed to explain the whole picture, [read...]
David Cameron is said to be ‘fuming’ after the Bank of England admitted that it does have a magic money tree growing in its vaults after all. [read...]
The Bank of England has admitted that the decision to print £375 billion of new money was thwarted by the extortionate cost of the inkjet cartridges used by the Royal Mint to print the new banknotes. [read...]
