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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2015
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Queen presses Prime Minister on details of ‘lewd act’

Although the Prime Minister was keen to talk about international bank rates, the situation in the Mediterranean and the cooler autumn weather, Her Majesty kept coming back to the unspecified accusations she had heard about on Radio 4 news.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2015
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Odds on a Queen’s replacement shorten

A week of celebrations for a glorious reign has been marred by a leaked news report that Her Majesty has not nominated a successor. Members of the Privy Council have suggested that a president be either appointed or elected, on the grounds that ‘there is no family member who appears suitable for the job’.

Having employed the Prince of Wales as a ‘monarch stand-in’ for the Order of the Bath service, it has become apparent that the country needs a Head of State that can re-enact Pete & Dud routines not just hackneyed Goons impressions…

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2015
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Nazis ‘furious’ over links to British Royal Family

'Master Race? Ich denke nicht.'Leaders of Germany’s leading far-right fascist party say they are furious over newspaper reports linking them to the British Royal Family.

Nazi leaders vehemently deny that there was ever any collusion between the Royals and Germany’s social Darwinist movement, pointing out that they (the Nazis) subscribed to the theory of an Aryan master race based on national Socialism and not the hereditary imperialism of a single ruling family.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2015
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Royal Family ‘corrupt, outdated and in need of reform’, says Blatter

FIFA President Sepp Blatter has called for the British Royal Family to put the interests of the nation first and resign.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2015
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