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Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin
We’re putting that down to her recent private viewing of ‘Joker’ that she requested for the ninth time. [read...]
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Monarchy goes into administration
The Monarchy – who specialise in long-haul high-cost holidays – have gone into administration with the loss of over several jobs worth millions of pounds. The London-based firm is one of the United Kingdom’s oldest established business enterprises, [read...]
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Queen’s Christmas message to include Nigella-style cooking feature
In a break from tradition the Queen will this year deliver her annual Christmas message from the kitchens of Buckingham Palace. [read...]
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95yr old passportless woman survives on inheritance
A pensioner from London revealed today how she has managed to enjoy a relatively comfortable life despite neither doing full-time paid employment nor claiming state benefits for 65 years. Known locally as Liz, she (accompanied by her migrant husband) has regularly flaunted international travel laws to enjoy countless overseas holidays, [read...]
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Queen to be renamed ‘Crossrail’ to save on signage costs
Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen is to change her Regnal name to ‘Crossrail the First’ after consultations with Transport for London. This follows on from Kate Middleton changing her title the ‘Duchess of Cambridge’ [read...]