Government sources have confirmed that the extra Bank Holiday in 2022, to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s 70 years on the throne, can only go ahead if the Monarch is still breathing at the time. “She could be gaga or comatose but must definitely have a pulse. [read...]
The Monarchy – who specialise in long-haul high-cost holidays – have gone into administration with the loss of over several jobs worth millions of pounds. The London-based firm is one of the United Kingdom’s oldest established business enterprises, [read...]
We’re putting that down to her recent private viewing of ‘Joker’ that she requested for the ninth time. [read...]
In a break from tradition the Queen will this year deliver her annual Christmas message from the kitchens of Buckingham Palace. [read...]
A pensioner from London revealed today how she has managed to enjoy a relatively comfortable life despite neither doing full-time paid employment nor claiming state benefits for 65 years. Known locally as Liz, she (accompanied by her migrant husband) has regularly flaunted international travel laws to enjoy countless overseas holidays, [read...]
