Royal watchers and sports enthusiasts alike are waiting eagerly to learn whether ageing racer Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be fit to run in the Derby this weekend.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011
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Buckingham Palace confirmed in a statement today that Her Majesty intends to take a Royal Dump in April this year to mark William and Kate’s marriage.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Amateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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It is hoped Her Majesty’s oscillating limb will provide sufficient power to run not only her Rolls Royce’s satellite navigation system but also the car’s DVD player.
Posted: Jul 21st, 2010
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Her Majesty the Queen has become the latest public figure to become embroiled in the expenses row, after a leak to the Daily Telegraph revealed that Elizabeth II has been passing on the cost of a diamond encrusted crown which she claimed was somehow essential for her to do her job as monarch. Other bizarre items on the Queen’s expenses claims included something called a ‘sceptre’, valued at hundreds of millions of pounds, several ‘orbs’ and a number of ceremonial swords, none of which the Queen paid for out of her own money.
Posted: May 11th, 2009
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