After Prince Harry claimed that the Queen relies on the love and support of The Duke of Edinburgh, Buckingham Palace has rebuked him publicly and insisted that she actually relies on a steady supply of gin to get her through the tedious business of reigning over us.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2012
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Claims that a Windsor woman has done the same job for sixty years have been challenged on the grounds that she has never had a job.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012
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The bank informed Her Majesty that it had no option but to withdraw facilities, and that she could ‘stick her Knighthood right up her big fat Royal corgi’.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2012
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Jonathan Ive, Apple’s Senior Vice-President of Industrial Design who was knighted in the New Year Honours list, is said to be critical of the design of the ceremonial sword that will be used by the Queen to confer the honour on him.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012
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‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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