Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare
Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.
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Posted: Nov 19th, 2012
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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.
Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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BBC man claims ‘Queen touched my knee under the table’
Buckingham Palace has again been rocked by claims made by a senior war correspondent, this time John Simpson claiming that during a state banquet in honour of The Sultan Of Brunei in 2006 Her Majesty made an inappropriate advance to him when she slid her hand beneath the table and fondled his knee during a speech by the foreign secretary.
Posted: Sep 26th, 2012
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Royal family admits, ‘We’ve been nudists for decades’
After years of rumour and intrigue culminating in recent press publicity, the Royal Family has decided to make a clean breast of it and admit that they have been practising naturists for decades.
Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Queen requests state burial in Waitrose car park
‘Moved by the news that Richard III was buried by Leicester City Council in 1485, Her Majesty is keen to reintroduce the medieval tradition of laying monarchs to rest beneath the car parks of municipal and commercial town centre landmarks.’
Posted: Sep 12th, 2012
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