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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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BBC man claims ‘Queen touched my knee under the table’

she was majestic, magnanimous, magnificentBuckingham Palace has again been rocked by claims made by a senior war correspondent, this time John Simpson claiming that during a state banquet in honour of The Sultan Of Brunei in 2006 Her Majesty made an inappropriate advance to him when she slid her hand beneath the table and fondled his knee during a speech by the foreign secretary.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2012
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Royal family admits, ‘We’ve been nudists for decades’

After years of rumour and intrigue culminating in recent press publicity, the Royal Family has decided to make a clean breast of it and admit that they have been practising naturists for decades.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Queen requests state burial in Waitrose car park

will consider offers from Lidl‘Moved by the news that Richard III was buried by Leicester City Council in 1485, Her Majesty is keen to reintroduce the medieval tradition of laying monarchs to rest beneath the car parks of municipal and commercial town centre landmarks.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2012
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Royal corgi to get state funeral

David Cameron has announced there is to be three days of mourning, a public holiday and a state funeral in memory of Monty Windsor, the Royal corgi who sadly passed away over the weekend.

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Posted: Sep 10th, 2012
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