If you want to be brutally murdered in the Saudi embassy in Paris, you may have to wait seven hours. In Berlin, those who wish to be quietly and tragically assassinated in the Saudi Embassy there may face overnight delays. [read...]
A survey published today confirms that the average time you will stand in the queue at the Post Office is 46 minutes and it doesn’t matter how many people are in front of you. [read...]
The man waving his £20 note arrogantly in an attempt to get served before you is providing an invaluable service to overstretched staff in crowded bar situations, it was confirmed today. ‘Without guys like that, [read...]
An elderly woman in Beaconsfield who spent twenty minutes in a bus queue failed to disclose her age, despite several opportunities. [read...]
Police believe they are close to apprehending Britain’s most notorious queue-jumper after a nationwide hunt lasting five years. [read...]
