The protection officer guarding the public from Dominic Raab was today praised by security chiefs for accompanying the Foreign Secretary rather than stay with his firearm. On a returning flight from a visit to Disneyland, [read...]
It has been announced by Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab that when the current head of the nation’s super-snoopers GCHQ steps down, his successor will be that irritating little git, the nosey parker who lives at number 22. [read...]
Having lost ground to other PM hopefuls Dominic Raab has committed to a return to the medieval law – ‘Droit du seigneur’ – allowing feudal lords to have sex with any woman living on his land. [read...]
In what is thought to be a record even for Theresa May’s administration, her new choice for Brexit Secretary, Dominic Raab, has resigned before she even had the chance to properly appoint him. Raab, who is not a type of car, [read...]
