Commemorations are taking place in London today to mark the half centenary of what most historians agree to be Britain’s greatest queue. It is 50 years since thousands of patriots lined up outside Westminster Hall to view the body of some bloke who used to be the Prime Minister during World War Two.
Posted: Jan 24th, 2015
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Nigel Farage has outlined a new manifesto pledge requesting the support of British businesses to promote their new 
‘Casual Racism Fridays’ campaign, which he hopes to see adopted by the vast majority of UK businesses before the next election.
‘For too long the hard-working English nationalist has had to keep his views and opinions to himself during the business week to avoid being, at best, labelled as insensitive and at worst caught up in corporate disciplinary procedures’, the UKIP leader said today.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2014
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‘They’re just really rubbish tourists; they can’t even tan properly.’
Posted: Oct 21st, 2014
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Police have said they are ‘desperately concerned’ for the welfare of UKIP leader Nigel Farage after he was reported missing from the news ten minutes ago.
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