Paul Dacre’s replacement as Daily Mail editor is to genetically engineered super-racist android, it has emerged. Named Adbensi, the android has a state-of-the-art AI software chip based on the collective philosophies of Hitler and Mussolini with just a smidge of Simon Cowell’s control-freakery melded in, [read...]
‘It will be impossible to be a racist if everyone is the same colour purple. Our public information campaign will be fronted by John Terry, Luis Suarez and Diane Abbott.’ [read...]
Home Secretary Amber Rudd claims she had no idea that the hours of darkness – the hours that last from early evening to early morning (known as night) would be followed later by much brighter, [read...]
Christopher Miller, 28, from Birmingham, Alabama, has complained about only ever representing himself no matter what crime he commits. ‘It ain’t fair,’ he said. ‘Y’all got these Ay-rabs and African-Americans, and whatever they do too, [read...]
A Frenchman who has lived and worked in the UK for decades is being deported from his home, where he thought he would be spending the rest of his life. The man, who has been named as Arsene Wenger, [read...]
