Following the news that an Uber driver advised a dark-skinned model to try bleaching her skin, London cabbies have complained that, once again, Uber is encroaching on their traditional territory. ‘It’s taken us years of reading the Daily Mail, [read...]
An elderly woman in Beaconsfield who spent twenty minutes in a bus queue failed to disclose her age, despite several opportunities. [read...]
Prince Philip will no longer be available to stereotype foreigners after this August, Buckingham Palace has announced. The Duke, who turns 96 this month, said that the time has come to hand over duty for pulling slitty-eyes faces at Chinese people to a younger generation of insensitive upper class twits. [read...]
Following recent negative publicity, United Airlines has announced it will offer a new class of ticket cheaper than economy or coach, provisionally called ‘Amistad class’. The tickets will be launched via an advertising campaign featuring supermodel and reality TV star Kendall Jenner and written by the advertising agency behind Pepsi’s recent ads for Black Lives Matter, [read...]
Peter Watkinson, 67, a dreadful skidmark on the toilet bowl of humanity, has spoken of his joy that his long-lost niece, Emma Skelton, has come into his life, inherited his seat on Hampshire County Council and, [read...]
