In a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.
Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’
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Top Gear have apologised in a written statement signed by all three presenters and producers after supposedly ‘off air’ comments made during the segue from studio broadcasting to feature were transmitted live.
Posted: Feb 18th, 2013
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The prospect of sharing a cell with Jim Davidson or Freddie Starr has failed to excite Britain’s prison population, who are hoping that someone funny like Michael McIntyre will be arrested.
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Just hours after Americans elected their first ever black President, Barack Obama has dropped a political bombshell by announcing that he is in fact French.
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The two teams, EDL Pathletic and Militant Islam Affronted, will field their most rabid, walnut-brained, myopic thugs in a bid to prove their superiority.
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