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Spain snaps-up disused ‘Go Home Vans’ to rid Costa Del Sol of ‘annoying English’

Nobody expected the Spanish expositionThe Mayor of popular Costa Del Sol resort town Fuengirola has been quick to invest in over thirty disused ‘Go Home Vans’ from the UK today, in a last-ditch effort to stem the influx of drunken and embarrassingly dressed English holidaymakers, who have ‘plagued’ Spain’s south coast since the eighties.

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Posted: Oct 22nd, 2013
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Racism-ism ruining football, claims Commission

‘Fans need to do more than simply chant ‘Who’s the bastard in the slightly darker clothing?’

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2013
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Hodgson given list of innocuous words to avoid

Following the non-event published in every paper, and leapt upon by every anti-racism group, the non offence caused by Roy Hodgson to anybody has led to the England Manager being coached on how he addresses his players in future.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2013
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Nutter leaves organisation he founded because ‘it’s full of nutters’

The founder of the Extremely Dangerous Lunatics, Timmy Nutter, today left the organisation he has been leading for 4 years because ‘it’s full of nutters exactly like me.’

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2013
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Racist attack leaves fridge-freezer fighting for its life

The victim, a 25 year old, Indesit 50-50 fridge freezer, is believed to have been visiting friends at Geoff’s Used Appliance store next to the Montag Leisure arcade opposite Poundland, when the assailants, both of brown goods origin, entered the store and confronted the unassuming cold storage combo.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2013
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