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Nutter leaves organisation he founded because ‘it’s full of nutters’

The founder of the Extremely Dangerous Lunatics, Timmy Nutter, today left the organisation he has been leading for 4 years because ‘it’s full of nutters exactly like me.’

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2013
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Racist attack leaves fridge-freezer fighting for its life

The victim, a 25 year old, Indesit 50-50 fridge freezer, is believed to have been visiting friends at Geoff’s Used Appliance store next to the Montag Leisure arcade opposite Poundland, when the assailants, both of brown goods origin, entered the store and confronted the unassuming cold storage combo.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2013
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Britain ‘comes out’ as openly racist

Union Jack, made in Indonesia for Christ's sakeIn a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.

Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Comedy-starved prisoners ask police to arrest a funny comedian

The prospect of sharing a cell with Jim Davidson or Freddie Starr has failed to excite Britain’s prison population, who are hoping that someone funny like Michael McIntyre will be arrested.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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EDL and Militant Islam to play football match for rights to former Scout hut

The two teams, EDL Pathletic and Militant Islam Affronted, will field their most rabid, walnut-brained, myopic thugs in a bid to prove their superiority.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2012
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