Everybody must stay 2 metres away from themselves from Monday. Herds will be immune.
If Monday falls on a Tuesday the rules are reversed. Please report any violations of spacetime to the appropriate authorities (apart from the one near Cardiff – BT engineers are working on it). [read...]
Radio 4 listeners have besieged the village of Ambridge, hoping to get access to the last place in the UK with no sufferers from Covid 19. Orderly queues of hybrid Volvos have formed on all roads into the village, [read...]
Mr Brandreth then interrupted himself by blowing an imaginary whistle, congratulated himself on speaking uninterrupted for a minute, tried out a joke about Boutros Boutros Gali then stopped talking to himself in the bathroom mirror. [read...]
The playful spat between veteran broadcasters David Dimbleby and Jeremy Paxman has been blown apart after fellow political pundit John Humphrys appeared on live radio sporting a full array of metallic genital piercings. [read...]
Veteran presenter Nicholas Parsons has stunned the world of broadcasting by refusing to give up the chairman’s role on the popular Radio 4 panel show ‘Just a Minute’, despite calls on all sides for him to step down for health reasons after he missed his first show in fifty years. [read...]
