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Weather happening, according to colleague

Meteorological events are currently going on, according to a work colleague.

Your co-worker first made the stunning observation that conditions outside have not remained entirely stable when he noticed that while it was sunny earlier, rain is now falling from the sky.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2014
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Buy an umbrella – Your handy guide to surviving the drought

Follow our top tips for getting through the drought. Have you considered retaining back-up water stocks in jerry cans in your garage? Or sharing baths and showers – if your partner isn’t in, why not ask around a few of the neighbours?

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2014
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Met Office issues ASBO

‘We have issued severe weather warning after severe weather warning. Nothing has worked.’

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2014
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Cameron ‘Sold off UK summer in 2011′

It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Smug git with canoe ‘on standby’ after further flood alerts

Residents expressed their fears that 36-year-old Steve Roberts could once again add insult to injury by paddling his occasionally appropriate craft up the High Street like some kind of psychic Popeye.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2012
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