The Association of Climate Change Deniers and Affiliated Conspiracy Theorists have urged people to ‘stay nice’n toasty’ during the current heatwave: ‘Make sure you wear a jumper and carry a coat and scarf,’ it said in a statement. [read...]
It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years. [read...]
The Met Office has settled on the name ‘Bank Holiday Jason’ for the piss-stained excuse-for-a-day scheduled to make landfall on 2 May. Disappointment of over ‘FFSs’ per hour is predicted, though experts confirm that the damage could be limited by months of assuming the worst. [read...]
For 82 consecutive days, the village of Eglwyswrw has remained unpronounceable to anybody born outside the area. Residents have given up all hope of a dry spell and have resigned themselves to the fact that umbrellas are now an essential part of their everyday armour while out and about as well as use of face masks to protect themselves from the huge downpours of saliva. [read...]
Meteorological events are currently going on, according to a work colleague.
Your co-worker first made the stunning observation that conditions outside have not remained entirely stable when he noticed that while it was sunny earlier, [read...]